RELEASE THE JUNK!

Two spiders were hanging out on the railing of my deck while I stood outside smoking a cigarette. I said to them, “if you be good and capture the other insects out here, I’ll leave you alone.” One wandered about the railing, starting to spin a web. The other crawled down from the railing and seemed to say “FOOOOOK YOOOOOUUUUU!” as he made a kamikaze run for my foot. Mid stride he got smashed by the end of a crutch. The other spider ran and hid on the other side of the railing. I said to him, “There’s less competition out here for food now, EAT UP!”